The history of Star Wars

A looooooooooooooong time ago . . . in a galaxy far, far away . . .
Daaaa da da daa da daaaaaaaa . . . Ok never mind. So this is the actual history of the Star Wars galaxy.  About 13 billion years ago (right after the Universe began), a galaxy formed. And for a looooooooong time there were thousands of races, but every planet only had one race each. Until they all found something. So they worked on organizing a meeting on a planet called Coruscant. They discussed something they had discovered. They called it "The Force". They decided that because they had met on Coruscant, it would be the home of the Jedi who are the keepers of the force. So the Jedi Temple (including the Jedi Academy, Holocron Collection, Jedi Archives, and the meeting place for the Jedi) was built there. But some Jedi discovered a new part of The Force. Therefore, they broke off and traveled to the planet Sith. There they studied "The Dark Side". They were called The Sith because of the planet they lived on. They then worked on a Civilization for the Sith. They also created the "Sith Rule of Two".
The dark side was unknown for a long time. The Sith also had a Civil War which was interrupted by an important event. During the Sith Civil War, some merchants found the Sith. They befriended a Sith named Naga-Saki. They left, promising him help in his war. But they had lied. Instead, they became Jedi, built the Republic, and sent troops to destroy Naga-Saki. When the troops arrived, Naga-Saki thought they were reinforcements. But they destroyed him. The other Sith leader escaped though, and trained Darth Plaguies and Darth Venoumous.  About two decades later, Plaguies killed his master and Venoumous. Plauguies then captured a Jedi and made him a Sith who was named Darth Evan. But Evan turned to the good side, and nearly killed Plaugies. So Plaguies suited up in a black cape and a black metal suit, and trained Darth Sidious. Sidious went on to lead the Republic, trained Darth Vader, and made the Empire. And the rest is in Episodes 4-9 of Star Wars.
Hopefully, at the end, the galaxy will finally return to a peaceful state.  And I hope our world will follow suit.